🎡 PulseWheel · 4 slots + 2 ⚡ hyper
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⚡ Swap · Limit · Safe Snipe → PulseWheelX
Tap the emblem to buy · tap an arrow to open that tool
The PulseChain flywheel — honest calibration on real PulseX prints, buy the dip, sell the rip, rug-check and portfolio scan. Free, non-custodial, running in your browser. Live.
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How PulseWheel turns, what it will and will not do, and the risks, step by step in one film. Part 1 (4:38) is one tap below. Your keys. No signup.
Your keys. No signup.What PulseWheel is, in 17 seconds.
The honest boardProven only when the number backs it up.
It refuses to guessPaste any token; it checks it live.
Buy the dip, sell the ripThe whole rule, and the crash guard under it.
The wheel, its calibrator and the portfolio scan live at pulse.urmom.io/wheel. Swap, limit orders and Safe Snipe for PulseChain are tabs in the same place: PulseWheel · Swap. Your wallet signs every trade — nothing is ever held for you.
The flywheel rule — buy the dip, sell the rip on a band — replayed on every token's real trades from the last 28 hours, net of measured friction, averaged over 8 start moments. Measured, not predicted. Past chop is not future chop.
| # | Token | Best band | Net per tranche (28h replay) | Fills | Liquidity | 28h |
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How to read it: net is PLS earned per 1 PLS of tranche if you had pressed Start at a random moment in the window and let it revolve. Fills = buys + sells. Gates: ≥4 fills, ≥$5k liquidity; a BENCH row did not clear every gate and is never filled automatically; the board can be empty, and that is the board doing its job. Recalibrate when the app shows 🔴, or once a day — not every hour. Not financial advice.
Six urmom LP pools were burned to 0x…0369 in a past, one-time burn — 99.2% to 99.99% of each pool's LP. Nobody can pull that liquidity, ever. And it still trades every day.
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PulseWheel runs on its own PulseChain full node and its own PulseX swap indexer, not a shared public endpoint. Every band, fill count and verdict on the board starts from our own copy of the chain, checked block by block.
urmom's flywheel 7-day public test: day — of 7. Here is exactly how we test, so you can check us.
A test wallet runs the wheel on PulseChain. Every buy and sell is an on-chain transaction anyone can read.
Once a day the books are reconciled against the chain to the wei. If one number ever disagrees, the test fails.
The board re-fits every pool on fresh PulseX prints: — scanned · — core · — bench. An empty core is an honest core.
Day 7: one verdict, win or lose, posted in the urmom room and on X. No edits after the fact.
The wheel is a rule, not a promise: it only earns when a token actually swings through its band, and the calibrator says no when the past window would not have paid. No yield, appreciation, income or price support is promised or implied.
Connect an EVM wallet on PulseChain — Chain ID 369 (the button above adds it).
Open the PulseWheel, create the hands-free wallet, load a little PLS into it.
Paste a PulseX token, press Set — the calibrator picks the band or says no edge.
Press Start. Keep the tab open; every fill is on scan.pulsechain.com.
Every number on this page is a public endpoint — no key, CORS open, recomputed hourly. Build on it, embed it, check us.
Rule replayed: first buy waits for the dip under the 6h high · sell at +band · re-arm −band from the sell (the anchor follows the high after a sell). Friction included. Not financial advice.
